BROOKLYN, NY — beev has reached an agreement to purchase fellow improvisational comedy team Vomit Vomit Vomit Vomit Vomit for 11 million beevbux, the equivalent of 440,000 shows.

The teams have existed separately despite a conspicuous roster overlap, with Luke Clements and Price Comstock being members of both teams. The purchase will bring Sofia Demopolos, the third member of Vomit Vomit Vomit Vomit Vomit, on board as a full-time member of beev.

The atmosphere inside beev is one of palpable excitement. "To me, it seemed like a natural fit," said Comstock. "We all obviously like performing together and have similar styles."

"I really enjoyed performing with her when she subbed," said beev member Lena Brooks, referring to a show in April where Demopolos had taken the place of Clements in a show that required exactly four people.

beev member Kendra Singh stated, "I suggested this months ago. I'm glad we were finally able to get the right people in the right rooms and work something out."

"'Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature's inexorable imperative.' -H.G. Wells," Sofia said from right behind you, expressing her excitement about joining beev.

Vomit Vomit Vomit Vomit Vomit became a household name when their 2022 NYC Cagematch run culminated in winning the finals and the championship trophy.

"[Vomit Vomit Vomit Vomit Vomit] had a bad clause in our studio contract forcing us to quit improv forever upon reaching 200 instagram followers. So I'm glad we've found a way around that where we can never stop improvising," Clements said in a conference at City Hall.

He added, "There's more good news for the beev fans, too. Due to excess capital and sky-high profits, each current beevbux holder will be receiving a dividend of 7 additional beevbux."

Sofia will make her official debut with beev opening for Weird Brown Idiots this Sunday at BCC.